Good Morning News: It’s Election Day, Bird Flu is Still Here, and Don’t Listen to the AI Chatbots Holding You Hostage. By Taylor Griggs.

The TRASH REPORT: Trump's Hurt Feelings, Tonya Harding Returns, and Yoo-Hoo... Hello, Sexy Doctor. By Elinor Jones.

Elinor Jones returns with her biweekly dose of witty commentary, covering political gaffes, celebrity dating updates, cruise ship disasters, and the sheer joy of giving bats punny names.

Good Morning, News: Election Day Is TOMORROW, Tire-Slashing ICE Agents, and Martha Stewart’s “Yikes!” of a Halloween Costume. By William Steven Humphrey.

This Monday morning update covers local Portland news, including police conduct, election reminders, sports updates, and national headlines regarding politics, aviation incidents, and controversial celebrity Halloween costumes.

Good Morning News: Portland Police Bureau Exploring AI Tools It Can’t Legally Use, Patrick Stewart Dead at 86, Time Enters Goth Era. By Jeremiah Hayden.

This news roundup covers local police bodycam footage, a tragic helicopter crash near McMinnville, the passing of actor Patrick Stewart, and various upcoming Halloween weekend events in Portland.

Good Morning, News: BLM Bat Beauty Contest Is Back, Clocks Change on Sunday, and UFW Co-Founder Dolores Huerta Has Died. By Suzette Smith.

This morning roundup covers Portland shelter surveys, a bike scavenger hunt, the return of the BLM Bat Beauty Contest, daylight savings changes, and significant national news and obituaries.

Diary of a Carry Shit Olympian.

Participants endure a grueling 24-hour cargo bike scavenger hunt across Portland, completing physical tasks and navigation challenges for glory, community, and the ultimate bragging rights in this unique race.