Good Morning, News: An Update on Wildfire Season, Oregon Unprepared for Potential Tsunami, and Canada Strikes Back in Trade War. By Taylor Griggs.

THE TRASH REPORT: Anne Hathaway Frightens Randy Quaid, and JD Vance and Virginian Bats Frighten Us All. By Elinor Jones.

Join Elinor Jones for a sassy, fast-paced roundup of celebrity gossip, political scandals, weird news, and updates from the world of rap, movies, and local Oregon quirks.

Good Morning News: No Recount for Cops’ Raid on Climate Funds, Imprisoned Portland Protestor Speaks to the Mercury, and Trump’s Former Labor Secretary Did What? By Jeremiah Hayden.

This edition covers local ballot updates, Portland infrastructure projects, community events, and national news regarding political accountability and global disaster relief efforts during the Labor Day weekend.

The Faults in Our Stars (September 2026)

Navigate the chaos of late summer and the upcoming full moon in Aries with this acerbic and biting astrological forecast that spares no sign from its stinging wit.

What’s New in Portland Food: Clark’s Coffee and the Richmond Club Step In, and Dinger’s Deli and Jade Rabbit Return

Explore the vibrant evolution of Portland’s culinary landscape as popular new eateries, beloved revivals, and community-driven events bring fresh energy to the city’s dining scene this month.

Judge Strikes Down Safer Portland Lawsuit

A federal judge denied a request to recount signatures for a failed Portland ballot initiative, affirming that election officials followed proper legal standards in their verification process.