The Portland Mercury
The Faults in Our Stars, for July 2026.
A sharp-tongued satirical look at the zodiac signs, pairing each with infamous figures in American political history to celebrate the nation's 250th anniversary through a lens of dark humor.
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8mGood Morning, News: Local Candidates Funded by GOP Donors, Big Turnout for No Kings, and Ukraine Bombs Russian Data Centers. By William Steven Humphrey.
This Portland news briefing covers local election tensions, recent tragic events in Bend, community rallies, cultural updates, and a roundup of national and international headlines.
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9mTHE TRASH REPORT: Male Homophobes Love Men, Trump’s Girlies Go Bye-Bye, And I”m Like a Bird: Controversial, but Ultimately NOT For Sale. By Elinor Jones
Elinor Jones delivers a witty, irreverent roundup of midterm election drama, celebrity mishaps, and local Oregon curiosities, all served with a side of sharp social commentary.
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8mThe Mercury’s 2026 Portland Haunted House Reviews.
Explore Portland’s top three haunted attractions this season, ranging from the high-octane scares at Oaks Park and Fear PDX to the family-friendly, nostalgic fun of Dead Media.
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6mGood Morning, News: Children Killed in Bend Mass Shooting, Police Shoot Assault Suspect in Portland, US DOJ Sues City Over Mask Ban For Cops. By Jeremiah Hayden.
This morning briefing covers a tragic school shooting in Bend, police incidents in Portland, ongoing city government controversies, and federal legal actions regarding law enforcement mask bans.
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6mLaika’s <i>Wildwood Sessions</i> Showcases Local Music Magic
The Wildwood Sessions features local Portland artists in a vibrant musical companion album, perfectly capturing the mystical, nature-filled spirit of Laika’s latest animated masterpiece, Wildwood.