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The Faults in Our Stars.
This satirical horoscope guide explores how each zodiac sign might survive, struggle, or succumb during the inevitable societal collapse caused by the coming climate crisis.
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6mGood Morning, News: Former Gang Leader Sentenced in 2Pac’s Murder, Human Remains Found Downtown, and Wake Up Babe, the Mercury’s Endorsements Just Dropped! By Courtney Vaughn.
This morning's briefing covers a grim discovery in Portland, the latest Oregon gubernatorial debate, election preparation, investigations into Ilhan Omar, a sentencing in the Tupac Shakur case, and more.
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3m<i>Mercury</i> Endorsements: Vote Kotek For Governor
Despite reservations about Tina Kotek’s past leadership, the editorial board urges voters to support her over Christine Drazan, citing Drazan’s alignment with harmful rhetoric and obstructionist political history.
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7mMercury Endorsements: Vote Morillo, Koyama Lane, Novick in District 3. By the Mercury Election Strike Force.
The Portland Mercury shares their official endorsements for District 3 City Council, highlighting candidates who demonstrate a commitment to progressive policy, legislative productivity, and effective coalition building.
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5mLet's Learn About... Ranked Choice Voting!
Multnomah County and Portland are implementing ranked choice voting for local races, allowing voters to rank candidates by preference to ensure broader satisfaction and fair representation in government.
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8mMercury Endorsements: Vote Singleton for Multnomah County Chair, Ong Norris, Williams, and Cruz for D2 Commissioner. By the Mercury Election Strike Force.
The Portland Mercury endorses Shannon Singleton for Multnomah County Chair and Nathan Ong Norris for District 2 Commissioner, citing their vision, practical experience, and commitment to effective local governance.